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Hello there.

So, I know I didn’t tell any of you and my bad but I think I want to shift to making these a ‘first half of the week’ feature. Ideally, it’d be fresh and in your inbox Monday mornings, but I’m building in a day or two of grace. I primarily want to make the switch from a Friday drop because it’s taken me about a year to understand that between my day job and frequent podcasting, the time, space and creativity for writing is restricted—and I was staying up until 3am, making no progress and getting mad at myself (and dragging absolute as the following day).

Instead of this sudden and productive revelation, my brain spent a lot of time telling me that I suck and that I should just stop writing altogether, so it took a minute to sift through all that to discover that it was probably just a process/schedule thing. You remember the first time you stared at an optical illusion and someone pointed out the other thing you were supposed to see? Yeah, like that.

Anyway, what you really need to know is that the league phase of the UWCL ends today, and with a bit of fireworks. Every single game of the round is kicking off at 3pm because there are multiple moving parts and a lot can (and likely will) change by the time the final full time whistle is blown.

It will all be on Paramount+, and if you’re a neutral and want to follow along chaos morsel by chaos morsel, The Golazo Show will be doing a whiparound showing all the goals as they hit the net, and likely keeping you up to date on how it could affect the final table.

That won’t be all the woso this week. While every other top European league is calling it quits until the new year, the Frauen Bundesliga decided to stick around. Thank you, Frauen Bundesliga. There are some fun matchups to watch Friday, Sunday and Monday, to give us the woso fix we crave.

Onward…

upcoming matches…

today, december 17

🇪🇺 uwcl league phase

wolfsburg v. chelsea
3 p.m. | paramount+
benfica v. psg
3 p.m. | paramount+
oh leuven v. arsenal
3 p.m. | paramount+
juventus v. manchester united
3 p.m. | paramount+
fc twente v. real madrid
3 p.m. | paramount+

roma v. st. pölten
3 p.m. | paramount+
paris fc v. barcelona
3 p.m. | paramount+
bayern munich v. våleranga
3 p.m. | paramount+
lyonnes v. atlético madrid
3 p.m. | paramount+

  • The new Champions League format is a bit funky. The top 4 teams in the league phase get a free ride to the quarterfinal round, while teams finishing 5th through 12th will play knockout games in a one round scrap to make it to the quarterfinal. Teams that finish 13th-18th will all go home and cry, probably.

  • Here’s a complete look at the table, including a tab to keep track of tiebreakers.

  • Currently Barcelona, Lyonnes, Chelsea and Juventus are the top 4, but that can and probably will change. Chelsea have 11 points, and Juventus are tied with two teams on 10 (Real Madrid, Bayern Munich). There are also three teams with 9 points (Arsenal, Wolfsburg, Manchester United). The top 4 could look a lot different by dinnertime.

  • Expect chaos.

  • Things are a lot calmer at the other end. Only one team has a chance to leap into the top-12, but it’s Våleranga, and they play Bayern Munich, who are within reach of a top 4 spot. Good luck and godspeed, Norwegians.

  • The list of teams with absolutely nothing to play for is a bit surprising, with Benfica, Roma, and PSG already eliminated. Industrial strength oof.

friday, december 19

🇩🇪 frauen bundesliga

essen v. eintracht frankfurt
12:30 p.m. | dazn

sunday, december 21

🇩🇪 frauen bundesliga

wolfsburg v. hamburg
12:30 p.m. | dazn

monday, december 22

🇩🇪 frauen bundesliga

bayer leverkusen v. bayern munich
12 p.m. | dazn

thing to read…

Well, the NWSL offseason has officially begun with several player moves announced and teams releasing final rosters. The Washington Spirit haven’t done much just yet, and that’s likely because their priority this offseason — see if Trinity Rodman wants to re-sign, and if so, re-sign her — has had a few hiccups. A lot has happened, so let’s walk through it…

more #content for you…

Hey Spirits
The NWSL/Trinity Rodman Contract Saga
🍎 Apple | 🟢 Spotify

Annie, Ella & I discuss why this will be an important week for the Spirit's quest to re-sign Trinity Rodman. We break down each aspect of the saga – of which there are many!

for funsies.

Had to be.

lmaoo she made jenni hermoso faint

andré (@838carlisle.bsky.social) 2025-03-04T03:25:56.375Z

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