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euros previews: every group, every team, and a player to watch from every squad

euros previews: every group, every team, and a player to watch from every squad

get ready for handcrafted chaos, euro style

andré carlisle
July 01, 2025

The EUROS are finally here and I‘ve been a bit busy diving into every team to see where they stand heading into the tournament. Below are previews of every group, each team within the group, and a player from each team to be excited about.

Before all that though, let’s do some housekeeping. FOX is the exclusive broadcast partner in the U.S., which means, well…

Nightmare panel of analysts with a couple exceptions 🥴 aside from Beattie, Lori, Lianne, Ertz and Hingst, this would be right at home on Fox News
— Guthrie Edson (@guthrieedson.bsky.social)2025-06-27T11:58:06.928Z

Not everyone there sucks, but enough people there do. So you may want to look into Vix, who are also airing all games from the tournament. Another option could be TUDN, who are expected to air ‘select matches’ throughout the competition, whatever that means. You can find a complete schedule of matches here. Everything gets underway Wednesday, July 2 at 12pm ET with Iceland vs. Finland.

Alright, that’s enough. There are four previews for you to get into below, so let’s get to it.

Group A ► Finland | Iceland | Norway | Switzerland